{"id":1351,"date":"2022-03-30T17:15:45","date_gmt":"2022-03-30T17:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/?p=1351"},"modified":"2022-06-04T14:55:01","modified_gmt":"2022-06-04T14:55:01","slug":"no-te-mueras-muy-temprano-pa-cagarte-en-el-cajon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/?p=1351","title":{"rendered":"NO TE MUERAS MUY TEMPRANO PA CAGARTE EN EL CAJ\u00d3N"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Monigote musculado,<br>polo y gallina de Franco<br>Pesadilla de juzgados<br>por moroso y revirado<br>Tu ret\u00f3rica sarnosa,<br>lengua b\u00edfida de trapo<br>Eres un mont\u00f3n de caspa<br>parida en un barrio bajo<br><br>\u00a1Ay, Pepillo, so merdell\u00f3n!<br>No te mueras muy temprano<br>pa cagarte en el caj\u00f3n<br><br>Enterados de tu deceso<br>a tu duelo se presentaron<br>borrachos, zampabollos,<br>gediondos de culo laxo<br>Depusieron cagajones,<br>porquer\u00eda sobre flores<br>en tu cara, en tu mortaja<br>y en las cintas de colores<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a1Ay, Pepillo, so merdell\u00f3n!<br>No te mueras muy temprano<br>pa cagarte en el caj\u00f3n<br><br>Un ret\u00e9n de moscas verdes<br>ser\u00e1n tu guardia perenne<br>en tu nicho, en tu osario<br>y en tu capillita ardiente<br>La nueva s\u00e1bana santa<br>da tu imagen maloliente<br>de gandul, golfo y fascista<br>y cat\u00f3lico ferviente<br><br>\u00a1Ay, Pepillo, so merdell\u00f3n!<br>No te mueras muy temprano<br>pa cagarte en el caj\u00f3n<br>No te mueras muy temprano<br>pa cagarte en el caj\u00f3n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monigote musculado,polo y gallina de FrancoPesadilla de juzgadospor moroso y reviradoTu ret\u00f3rica sarnosa,lengua b\u00edfida de trapoEres un mont\u00f3n de caspaparida en un barrio bajo \u00a1Ay, Pepillo, so merdell\u00f3n!No te mueras muy tempranopa cagarte en el caj\u00f3n Enterados de tu decesoa tu duelo se presentaronborrachos, zampabollos,gediondos de culo laxoDepusieron cagajones,porquer\u00eda sobre floresen tu cara, en tu&hellip; <br \/> <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/?p=1351\">Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1351"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1385,"href":"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351\/revisions\/1385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guerrillaurbana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}